sammy vellu.. gelikan paru2 ku..

These famous/infamous
quotes will forever be in the History of
Malaysia!!!

1) Samy Velu on pos laju *"BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI
SAMPAI"*

2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he
said*:`Kemaluan saya besar`*

3) On drugs, *"Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah *"Kita akan bina satu
jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini"*, one pakcik
asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina
jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied *,"Kalau
takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"*

5) Samy's favorite quote on national television
*"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat
semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya
kah!"

6) During the water shortage crisis *: "semua orang
diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"*

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg
Siput:*"...marilah kita semua menderma
dara.."*

8) During the opening speech of various function:*".
..selamat datang saudara- mara semua.."* (actually
is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an opening ceremony:* *"mempersilakan datin
paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka
kain" *

10)Commenting about his modesty: *"sebenarnya,
kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar*"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is
named PLUS.
*PLUS =
Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy *
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p/s: jadi badut pun sesuai gak dia nih..